Tuesday, February 21, 2012
RIP Beach God, Hello Hasselhoff?
Per his request, claiming that "Beach God" sounded too pretentious, my lover will now be refered to from here on out as...wait for it..."Hasselhoff!" This is the name he requested during a very serious conversation while drinking Margaritas by the pool a few days ago. I think he is picturing a strong, tan lifeguard running in slowmotion down the beach. Unfortunately, for many of us, the name may conjure up images of the infamous "Cheeseburger Incident." Hee hee! Oh Hasslehoff, how I love you!